MVA 1, Pierce 0

As I sat waiting almost two hours to pay the Maryland MVA at least part of $1,130 we owe because of arcane insurance regulations, so I won't have to drive my wife (edited from "wide"--apparently the predictive text engine in my phone has a sense of humor about my 100-pounds-after-two-kids better half) everywhere anymore, I never thought they'd require us both to be here. Score one for perverted bureaucracy, I guess.